8/22/2009

Epic Roleplay #7~

(Akatears)Jailbot: *screen flashes to smile face*
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: It's been like this ever since you left, sir!!
(Akatears)Meg: *runs over to Jared, sprawled on the floor* Are you okay, Jared?
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Y-Yes ma'am... *blushes*
(Akatears)L: Was that a flying pancake with wings?
(Akatears)The Warden: So what happened when I was gone~?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: There is a whole herd of them~!! OwO
(Akatears)L: Are you sure? I only saw one...
(Akatears)L: But it was full of yummy maple syrup and topped with chocolate chips!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: No, No~! There were thousands~!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Filling up the whole sky...
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: It was terrible, sir! After you left----
(Akatears)???: I'll do this.
(Akatears)The Warden: Is that a beautiful voice I hear~?
(Akatears)The Warden: I hear it speaking loud and clear~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Who is that...? O.O
(Akatears)The Warden: There is only one gorgeous individual that can have that sexy voice~!
(Akatears)The Warden: *turns to find source of voice*
(Akatears)The Warden: Where are you, my beautiful darling~?
(Akatears)Tyki: AARGH! WHAT THE HELL?!
(Akatears)Everyone: *turns to see Tyki half stuck in the floor*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Tyki?! What's wrong??
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Sticky Maple Syrup~~ Poor Uncle Tyki... >.< (Akatears)Tyki: What is wrong? I was just trying to get the hell out of here, and I can't complete going through the floor!
(Akatears)Tyki: And I can't get up either!
(Akatears)The Warden: *snaps out of his infatuated trance for a moment* Ohh, you poor thing~ *giggle*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: A-Ah...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *snickers*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *rofls*
(Akatears)Tyki: YOU! *points at The Warden angrily* What did you do? Nothing but that filthy innocence can touch me!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Now now... *comes over and pulls on Tyki*
(Akatears)Tyki *doesn't budge and looks like everything below his lower torso doesn't exist*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *pulls harder*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *braces feet on ground and pulls like no other*
(Akatears)Tyki: *Tyki puts his arms on his hips as he lets go of Allen* It's no use. I'm not moving.
(Akatears)The Warden: *waggles his finger at Tyki* No, you naughty, silly goose~
(Akatears)The Warden: That's what happens to naughty people that try and escape from Superjail~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: This is just great... This place is no good to hide from the Earl if we can't survive just standing...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Wait a second...
(Akatears)The Warden: *giggles* Mr. Silly-man, every inch of Superjail is reinforced with every anti-escape system thinkable!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Tyki?! You weren't going to report to the Earl just now, were you??
(ToraTora-chan)Inmates: RAAAAAAWRR
(Akatears)The Warden: All buildings are coated with an anti-supernatural coating that prevents any type of magic other than mine to work~!
(Akatears)Tyki: *grumbles* Of course not.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *tries to activate innocence*
(Akatears)Tyki: I was just trying to get away from Mr. Yellow-Glasses.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *innocence fails to activate*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: This place may be no good after all....
(Akatears)The Warden: Ahh~ You see, your arm can work, but the building's coating has a force field that works for an 150-foot radius.
(Akatears)The Warden: If you go beyond the radius, your arm can work~ *claps* Jailbot! Take this young boy above the building force field!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: N-no! *runs away*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *whirrs and beeps in response and immediately scoops Allen up with tentacle to place on Jailbot's head*
(Akatears)The Warden: *giggles*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Stop it! *tries to activate arm on reflex*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *zooms above radius*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *activates arm*
(Akatears)The Warden: See? Your arm works now~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I get it! Now put me down!!
(Akatears)Meg: All because you're above radius... That's amazing! *eyes glazed in excitement*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Seriously! PUT. ME. DOWN.
(Akatears)The Warden: *was using microphone that connects to Jailbot in cane to communicate to Allen at such a high altitude* You have to deactivate your arm now, or you'll be instantly destroyed when you reenter the force-field~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: W-what? O.O
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *panics* Are you serious!?!
(Akatears)The Warden: Now, now~ Thank Jared for the force field, he applied the paint coating to EVERY SINGLE square inch in EVERY SINGLE building in Superjail~!
(Akatears)The Warden: *pats Jared on head like dog*
(Akatears)The Warden: Yes, the coating is programmed to alert the computers running Superjail of an intruder, and activates the 100,000,000,000 °F lazer cannons to zap the intruder~
(Akatears)The Warden: All my genius~
(Akatears)Meg: WOW~ *begins to drool at such technologically advanced equipment*
(Akatears)L: 100 billion donuts? Delicious!
(Akatears)L: So many donuts to eat. Which one to eat first?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I don't know where to start~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *squirms in Jailbot's grip*
(Akatears)Meg: You're amazing, Jared! So much hard work!
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Thank you! It was nothing really...
(Akatears)The Warden: Now deactivate your arm, and you'll come back down~
(Akatears)The Warden: Unless you'd want to test the lazers~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *accidentally hits jailbot with arm while squirming*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: (It won't deactivate while I'm like this! I have to calm down...)
(Akatears)Jailbot: *Allen's arm melts through Jailbot like butter and cuts through Jailbot's screen and main computing system*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: O.O
(Akatears)The Warden: Oh no~! Now what to do~ Jailbot~! If you can still hear me, then use the deactivating sedative then land back here~
(Akatears)Jailbot: *begins to go haywire and dons huge syringe*
(Akatears)Meg: Ooh, what's that?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: DEACTIVATING SEDATIVE?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: (This looks too much like that incident with Komui...)
(Akatears)The Warden: Oh, just a little mixture of my own used to temporary rid of any foreign supernatural abilities~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Don't do that!!
(Akatears)The Warden: Don't worry, it'll wear off in about an hour or so, if you're lucky~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *tries to hit the syringe out of jailbot's hand*
(Akatears)The Warden: But we have had some fatalities in the experimental stage, didn't we, Jared? This is the first time we're able to use the perfected (hopefully) mixture~!
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: I don't know, sir... Maybe it's too risky...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *hits jailbot with arm*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *randomly flails syringe and it somehow makes it to Allen's wrist*
(Akatears)The Warden: Yay, you got him, Jailbot! Now administer it~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: NO!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: DON'T ADMINISTER!!!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *starts to administer it, but only half the liquid is administered*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *shuts down and begins to fall*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: E-Eh......... (I feel tired...) *arm is still activated*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *snaps out of weirdness*
(Akatears)The Warden: Jailbot? Jailbot~? Hmm... He must've shut down due to the injury he obtained~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Allen-kun~!!!!!!
(Akatears)L: *is still weird*
(Akatears)L: Ooh, a falling poundcake~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Warden, what do we do~?!?!
(Akatears)???: Do I have to do everything?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Eh~? Who is that?? O.O
(Akatears)Tyki: *bent over, right arm is holding his face in his hand, and his left hand is tapping the floor inpatiently* I'm still here...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Uncle Tyki~? What are you doing there??
(Akatears)???: All you babies. I have to do everything around here.
(Akatears)Tyki: *megasighs* I'm stuck...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh no!! Oh Allen-kun, Oh Uncle Tyki...
(Akatears)*a section of the ceiling of the top floor of the building opens to reveal a staircase*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: What is this place~???!?
(Akatears)???: I have to go for just a minute so I can reserve my massage, and everything is in chaos.
(Akatears)???: Let me take care of this.
(Akatears)???: *walks up the stairs, holding a remote control*
(Akatears)The Warden: *snaps into half-infatuation trance* Aliceeee~ You're truly here! My beautiful~ I wasn't imagining you!
(Akatears)Alice: I had to find this remote.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Will the remote save everyone, Alice-chan~?
(Akatears)The Warden: *eyes glance at remote in Alice's hands* Oh! There's my remote-control Jailbot transponder! I was looking for that~!
(Akatears)The Warden: Whaddya sayyyyy~
(Akatears)The Warden: *snaps out of trance for a moment*
(Akatears)The Warden: Emily~! You're fully awake now?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Eh~? I-I think so...
(Akatears)Meg: You've been out of it since before we left the chatroom~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh my~! I don't recall any of that...
(Akatears)Alice: If you didn't notice, I activiated the .0005x gravity.
(Akatears)*Allen and Jailbot are falling incredibly slowly*
(Akatears)The Warden: Thank you so much, my gorgeous love~!
(Akatears)Alice: Whatever.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Will they be okay~??
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Allen-kun~? Are you okay~?!?
(Akatears)Alice: Here's your remote. *grunts and hands Warden the remote*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: ...
(Akatears)The Warden: You grace me with your presence, beautiful~ *presses inconspicuously big red button in middle of remote*
(Akatears)*Jailbot stops*
(Akatears)Meg: Emmy! You have to try this! *jumps up 2 feet in the air, and snail-slowly floats back down to the ground*
(Akatears)Meg: WHEEEEEEEEEE~!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tries to jump up to allen, but can't go high enough*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tries to pull out tyki with less gravity*
(Akatears)*Allen and Jailbot are still over 100 feet in the air*
(Akatears)*Tyki is still stuck*
(Akatears)Tyki: *has the unfortunate view of the back of Alice* Hey, you. Can you get me un-stuck?
(Akatears)Tyki: *not to mention that he's about 2 feet lower than everybody else except for Jared*
(Akatears)Alice: *turns to see annoyed Tyki* Whatever. *walks back into retractable staircase*
(Akatears)*lights in Superjail begin to flicker uncontrollably*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Warden-san~?
(Akatears)The Warden: Alice! Turn off the gravity before it eats the power supply! And then turn off the force field for a moment so we can get Jailbot back down here~!
(Akatears)The Warden: Yes?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Why is Allen-kun so high up~?
(Akatears)Tyki: Because Mr. Yellow-Glasses--
(Akatears)The Warden: I'm the Warden, not Mr. Yellow-Glasses, Mr. Wierdo-Forehead.
(Akatears)Tyki: And I'm Tyki Mikk, not Mr. Wierdo-Forehead or whatever.
(Akatears)The Warden: Nice to meet you, Tyki~! *walks over to shake Tyki's hand*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Poor Tyki... Poor Allen... *frets*
(Akatears)Tyki: *as soon as they shake hands, Tyki becomes un-stuck and levitates back to the ground floor*
(Akatears)Tyki: How'd you do that?! *wide eyes*
(Akatears)The Warden: I don't... know~
(Akatears)Alice: *walks back up staircase* I did that.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Uncle Tyki~! I'm so glad you're free~!! *hugs*
(Akatears)Alice: *puts hands on hips* I turned off the force field like you said, and the .00005x gravity. Watch your robot.
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Sir? Isn't it dangerous to turn off the forcefield...? The inmates--
(ToraTora-chan)Inmates: *break down door*
(Akatears)The Warden: *looks to see Jailbot and Allen falling at normal speed* Oh yes~! *uses remote control like a Wii remote to navigate Jailbot and Allen safely back to the ground*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Allen-kun~! *runs over*
(Akatears)*the high-pitched giggles of the Warden are heard at a far off distance as the grand gate to Superjail opens*
(Akatears)Tyki: *is still holding Warden's hand* *blushes*
(Akatears)Tyki: *removes hand from Warden's and looks down at Emmy*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *has teary eyes* I'm so glad you and Allen-kun are safe...
(ToraTora-chan)???: Oooh~ What are you doing with that girl, Tyki~
*ENTERS ROAD*
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Hola! *winks*
(Akatears)Tyki: ROAD?
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Who else~?
(Akatears)The Warden: Yay, a new friend~! What's your name?
(ToraTora-chan)Road: *ignores warden*
(Akatears)Alice: It's YOU.
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Tyki~ What are you doing here with these---
(ToraTora-chan)Road: OOH ALLEN-KUN~!! <3 style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(Akatears)*Alice becomes more talkable than usual for the time of this storytelling*
(Akatears)Alice: I knew I saw something different in the security screens.
(Akatears)Alice: I might as well start from the beginning.
(ToraTora-chan)Road: *still ignoring*
(Akatears)Alice:The Warden was working on his latest experiment to improve Superjail when he received the call to leave for that girl. *points at Meg* The Warden doesn't like to leave experiments waiting, so he rushed to perfect it. He had Jared help him with the materials to make the new machine, one capable to duplicate The Warden's genes so he could make a clone of himself. After completing the process to actually make the clone, he installed an artificial intelligence brain into the clone Warden.
After programming it, Warden left Superjail, hoping that the clone Warden would ellude the auto-shutdown sensors. All was fine for a few hours after the real Warden had left, and the duplicate Warden was uncannily just like his real self. Only Jared and I knew that the Warden was actually gone. For the time that the Warden was gone, he gave me the job of making sure the security cameras were all functional.
All was fine, until one day, I saw this punk *points at Road* allude the alert sensors and enter the grand entrance of Superjail. She found that I was seeing her through the cameras, and she immediately disappeared. I thought that I was hallucinating, but only a few short moments later, the fake Warden began to act unnaturally. I thought nothing of it, and all was fine until the cameras suddenly all shut off.
I was trying to troubleshoot, and the next thing I knew I was in the freezer of the kitchens. The only way out was the air duct, so I crawled out to the bathrooms. I walked from there to the corridors to see that Superjail was in chaos, from what I thought was an act of the Twins. I found them, but they admitted to not doing anything.
I was able to find the fake Warden using the tracker, and as soon as I found him, he winked at me. I watched as he shapeshifted into that punk. She winked, and then I blacked out.
I woke up in the Warden's main office and I saw that Jared was on the roof of the main building.
I made my way there to find everybody here.

(ToraTora-chan)Road: Whatever~ *Alice-mocking voice* I'm only here for Tyki~
(Akatears)Alice: *sarcastic grunt* Yeah right. You want to sabotage Superjail.
(Akatears)Meg: J-Jared? Is this true?
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Tyki~ The Earl is worried about you~~ Come back with me, now~
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: I'm afraid it is...
(Akatears)The Warden: What were you doing at the time, Jared?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: R-Road-chan~?
(Akatears)Tyki: *is still surprised* Road?
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: *mutters* Paperwork... By the time I saw, it was too late...
(Akatears)Meg: Aww, it's okay~ You were doing your job, like a good accountant, Jared~
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Why are you so suprised, Tyki~? (3
(Akatears)Tyki: B-because you're supposed to be busy planning for--*shuts mouth*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *semi-awake* For what?
(Akatears)Tyki: Nothing.
(Akatears)L: I see lollipops.
(ToraTora-chan)Road: The Earl is worried about you following around these... filth~ Oh, and Allen-kun~~ <3 style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(Akatears)The Warden: *runs over to Jailbot and begins to sob over Jailbot*
(Akatears)Alice: *sigh* You babies. *walks over and repairs Jailbot*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *whirrs to life*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *releases Allen and tentacles retreat into Jailbot*
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Tyki~ Come back with me now, or the Earl may get upset~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *stands up wobbily*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *runs to help Allen-kun up*
(Akatears)The Warden: The sedative is still in effect, so be careful~
(Akatears)Jailbot: *cuddles Warden*
(ToraTora-chan)Road: What do you say you do what you came for, Tyki~?
(Akatears)Tyki: I came...
(ToraTora-chan)Road: You must follow the Earl's Orders~~
(Akatears)Tyki: *mutters* I don't have to follow his orders...
(Akatears)Tyki: *grumbles* I just want to have some fun...
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Is that what you want me to tell the Earl~? *evil noah smile*
(Akatears)Tyki: NO! *walks over to Road*
(Akatears)Tyki: Why must you be so mean?
(ToraTora-chan)Road: I'm just looking out for you, Tyki~ You don't want the Earl to get mad at you~
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Do you~?
(Akatears)Tyki: *grumbles* No. But I don't think he'll get mad.

Part 8~!

3/08/2009

Epic Roleplay #6

(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Warden? It really is you!! *runs up and snuggles oversized head against Warden's leg*
(Akatears)The Warden: Yes, Jared, it is me~ *pushes Jared off his leg* I brought friends to show all of the inmates~!

(Akatears)Meg: *is star struck* J-Jared? It's really you? I can't believe it! *cuddles Jared*

(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Meg! Thank you for bringing the Warden back!! *cuddles back*
(Akatears)Tyki: *looks sad*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: What is it Tyki? *tries to help me up, but I just fall down again*
(Akatears)Meg: Aww, Jared. It's no problem! Thank you for making sure that the Warden could come with me~ I appreciate all you do. *gives Jared a little kiss on the forehead*

(Akatears)Tyki: My cravat is ruined... *cravat is all tattered and has metal tentacle marks on it*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I'm sure the Earl will buy you a new one... *thought it was something important*
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: *blushes* Y-yeah! Of course, Megan!
(Akatears)Meg: I still can't believe that I'm meeting you in person!

(Akatears)Tyki: *has sinister idea and dons evil Noah grin*

(Akatears)The Warden: *looks around his glorious Superjail to look for somebody*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Tyki...
(Akatears)The Warden: *is worried* Where is my sweet, sweet Alice~? I was sure that she would be here to see me come back home to her~~~

(Akatears)Meg: Alice... *shivers* I hope that I don't meet her, or him, or whatever Alice is...

(Akatears)Meg: Jared? Do you know where Alice is?

(Akatears)The Warden: *looks at Jared* You should know where my Alice is~! Where is she~?

(ToraTora-chan)Jared: I-I'm really not sure... Things have been going straight downhill since you left!
(Akatears)The Warden: Jared! Why didn't you tell me sooner! We must make sure that everything is perfect in Superjail!

(Akatears)Meg: *gasps* Why has it been going downhill, Jared?

(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Without the Warden here, Superjail automatically goes into lockdown and all the inmates are released so they'll kill each other off!
(Akatears)The Warden: But I thought that putting the fake Warden in the office fixed that~!

(Akatears)Meg: O.o What?

(Akatears)The Warden: I'm too busy thinking about what we need to do~ Jared, explain what we did before I left to my guests~!

*Jared begins to explain but is carried away by a pterodactyl before he can start*

(Akatears)Jailbot: *shoots a laser at pterodactyl and flies over to catch Jared*
*pterodactyl explodes*

(Akatears)the Warden: Oh, my faithful Jailbot~!Thank you for saving my accountant's life~~!

Part 7~

3/07/2009

Epic Roleplay #5

This is part 5 of ToraTora-chan and Akatears's roleplay titled "The Epic Roleplay"!
In this next part, our characters travel to the wonderful Superjail, which is home to the Warden and his imagination. At this place, many new characters are introduced, so Akatears shall take the liberty of updating our cast list.

Characters:
Emmy--------------------------------------ToraTora-chan
Meg-----------------------------------------Akatears
L---------------------------------------------ToraTora-chan
Tyki Mikk----------------------------------Akatears
The Warden-------------------------------Akatears
Allen Walker------------------------------ToraTora-chan
Road Camelot-----------------------------ToraTora-chan
Jailbot--------------------------------------Akatears
Jared----------------------------------------ToraTora-chan
Alice-----------------------------------------Akatears
(Akatears)Twin---------------------------Akatears
(ToraTora-chan)Twin-------------------ToraTora-chan
Random inmates-------------------------ToraTora-chan

And now we begin... part 5!
~~~
WHOOSH
TO SUPAJAIL!!!

(Akatears)Tyki: Are we there yet? *annoyed since he's dangling from his foot*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I can't possibly eat all this cake, What to do~! @_@
(Akatears)Meg: Wheeeeee! *is held by hand perfectly* This is so fun! Faster! Warden, make Jailbot go faster!
(Akatears)The Warden: Yaaay~~! Jailbot~! Go faster~~~!
(ToraTora-chan)L: I hate to let the ones I'm not eating go to waste; I'll just have to eat them all...
(Akatears)Jailbot: *goes faster*
(Akatears)Tyki: Please, don't go faster... I'm starting to feel sick from travelling on my head...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *is motion-sick* J-Just close your eyes and imagine you are somewhere else, Tyki...
(Akatears)The Warden: If you have to throw up, Mr. Evil-man, then just let it go in your hat!
(Akatears)Tyki: My name is Tyki Mikk, Mr. I-don't-know-your-name.

(Akatears)The Warden: Oh~~! I apologize~ *Jailbot's head comes off in a separate rocket and hovers in front of Tyki* I am the Warden of Superjail~~! Pleased to meet you~! *shakes Tyki's hand*

(Akatears)Tyki: Honored. *weakly shakes hands with the Warden* Everything is getting swirly now...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: And I'm Emmy~!
(Akatears)Tyki: *glares at Emmy* I know who you are, already.
(Akatears)Meg: Just let her be, Tyki. She's not feeling well. *looks at the Warden* Warden? I was just wondering...
(Akatears)The Warden: Yes?
(Akatears)Meg: I was wondering how taking everyone to Superjail is going to help the injured people in this party.

(ToraTora-chan)Allen:...................................................
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *is mastermind*
(Akatears)Tyki: World... spinning...

(Akatears)Meg: Don't throw up on me, Tyki! Eew! *shudders*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I see something! Is that it?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *squints*
(Akatears)The Warden: *hovers to where Allen is and looks ahead* That's it~~! Just a little while longer~

(Akatears)Tyki: Must... concentrate... on staying conscious...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: We'll be there soon Tyki!
(Akatears)Meg: This is so much fun! Let's swing back and forth! *swings Jailbot and everyone being held by Jailbot around* Weeeee!

(Akatears)Tyki: Ugghh... No... Swinging... No swinging...

(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Swirly cake~~~
(ToraTora-chan)L: What a lovely swirly cake~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Gack! *clamps hand over mouth*
(Akatears)The Warden: *oblivious to what's happening with Jailbot and is staring at the little dot getting bigger*

(Akatears)Tyki: Can't... hold on to consciousness.... much longer... *passes out and foot becomes intangible, causing Tyki to fall*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Ah! Tyki!
(Akatears)Meg: Nuuuu! Warden, do something! We just lost a passenger!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Wake up Tyki!!!
(Akatears)Tyki: *falls*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Jailbot! Catch him!!
(Akatears)The Warden: Oh my, what do we have here~? Jailbot, please retrieve Teekey or whatever his name is~!

(Akatears)Jailbot: *tentacle that was holding Tyki blasts off independently from the rest of Jailbot and whooshes towards the falling Tyki*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Oh god... *closes eyes*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh noes~ I've dropped the cake!
(Akatears)Tyki: *is caught by cravat and wakes up* Huh? What's--*figures out he's choking*

(ToraTora-chan)L: I've caught it!
(Akatears)Meg: Yay! Jailbot caught Tyki! *watches as the arm secures itself back to Jailbot* Nuu! Now he's choking!

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: We must be almost there....
(Akatears)The Warden: Just about there~! No fear, Tiekey Mike~! We will be at Superjail in no time~~! Then you won't choke to death~!

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *activates innocence to pull Tyki up enough that he won't choke*
*suddenly below the party, random events begin to happen*

(Akatears)Jailbot: *his head being used as a platform for the Warden, smiles as it recognizes where the party is*

(Akatears)Tyki: *gasps and spits* Thank you, Allen Walker. *is relieved*

(Akatears)The Warden: *goes on his knees and looks at Jailbot's expression* Ooh, Jailbot knows where we are~~!

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: No problem...
*a lobster-eating party on a whale passes by*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Where is that?
(Akatears) the Warden: You'll see... We're almost there~! Here comes the next one~!
*a group of robbers leave a McDonalds with bags and bags of honey mustard sauce* (Akatears)Meg: Yay! I love honey mustard~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: What's that over there!?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Honey Mustard Cake? Brilliant!
*mountain climbers rappel up a giant pencil*
*two sumo wrestlers prance through a field of daisies toward each other*
(Akatears)The Warden: How peaceful~! *huge grin*
(Akatears)Meg: *sobs* I-it's beautiful! *tear comes down her cheek*
(Akatears)Tyki: This place is strange... No wonder why the Earl has never found it before...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Eh? O_o
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I simply love it when two cakes fall in love~
(ToraTora-chan)L: So young and naive...
*mosquitoes play with joysticks in front of a TV and play a video game where they are killing people*
(Akatears)The Warden: I want that game~! I must remember to tell Jared to buy one of those~~! I simply MUST have it~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: E-eh? Maybe this was a bad idea.... *is worried*
(ToraTora-chan)*Jared far away in Superjail suddenly has a bad feeling*
(Akatears)Meg: So that's what a mosquito’s MO is... *shifty eyes*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *smiles seeing a fellow machine, and produces another tentacle to wave at TV*
*TV cord waves back*
TV: *produces smiling Jailbot face*
(Akatears)Tyki: This place just keeps getting stranger and stranger...
(Akatears)The Warden: Aww... so cute~~!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *changes to angry face and launches a missile at the TV as they party flies over the TV*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: W-what!?
(Akatears)The Warden: Jailbot must've not liked that machine copying itself~ Jailbot is very copy protected by ME~~~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Ah....
* a group of preschoolers ride chariots around smoking piles of their toys*
(Akatears)Meg: So that's what little kids do in those secret hideouts these days... *shifty eyes*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh noes! Burning cake is unacceptable!
(ToraTora-chan)L: We have to go rescue it! *reaches for burning piles and nearly falls*
(Akatears)The Warden: Yay~! Maybe they will grow up to be more inmates in Superjail~~! *throws confetti*
(Akatears)Meg: Don't do that L, or you'll end up like Tyki did! *looks at dirty Tyki*
(Akatears)Tyki: Use me as an example. Pfft. *scoffs sarcastically*
*rabbits chase fireflies and the fireflies shoot lasers at the rabbits, turning them into cows*
(Akatears)Meg: So that's how cows are made in such big quantities!
(Akatears)The Warden: My, don't those look simply delicious~~! I'll send Jailbot back here to catch some cows for our dinner~!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *evil smile*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Beef.... *drools*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Meat pies? Poor Cows...
(ToraTora-chan)L: Some sacrifices like this are necessary, Emmy...
(Akatears)Tyki: I don't want to eat cows ever again... *shivers*
(Akatears)The Warden: This is it~~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: We're finally here?!
*ominous clouds begin to swirl ahead of the party, and conform to form the Warden's head*
(Akatears) The Warden: It's my own personal touch~~ *blushes*
*cloud-Warden's mouth opens, sucking Jailbot and the party in*
(Akatears)Meg: Weee! That was fun!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: ............. Yummy cake.........
(ToraTora-chan)L: Oh my, what a strange sensation
*ominous clouds clear to reveal a sunny island where there's a volcano within a volcano*
(Akatears)The Warden: WE'RE HERE~~~~! *stands up on Jailbot and cheers*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: ................... Here we go...
(Akatears)The Warden: Home sweet home~! That volcano contains Superjail~~!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *happy to see home, speeds forward and up over the first mouth of the volcano*
(Akatears)Meg: Ooh... That feels warm...
(Akatears)Tyki: D-don't drop me... I definitely don't want to drop into that red material... *worried*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I-Is that lava?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Ooh! Cherry Glaze!
(Akatears)The Warden: Yep~! It's an extra security measure to make sure that nobody that is not invited to Superjail sees my creation~~.
(ToraTora-chan)L: That's too spicy looking for cherry glaze...
(Akatears)Jailbot: *flies over into the second volcano*
*blinding light appears, but clears to reveal Superjail*
(Akatears)The Warden: Jailbot~! Land over there~ *points to top of building that dons a huge tophat*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: ..........................
(Akatears)Jailbot: *flies over and begins to drop off passengers*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: (Have I made a mistake.... ?)
(Akatears)Tyki: *is released before he could get ready, and lands on bottom* *growls* You could've dropped me a little lighter... *rubs bottom*
(Akatears)Meg: *is dropped perfectly, and helps Tyki up* We're here, finally!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *rubs wrist as he walks over to Emmy*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *lies there as she was dropped*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *lands and the Warden jumps off*
(ToraTora-chan)L: *assumes regular pose*
(Akatears)The Warden: *shouts* Welcome guests, to my beautiful and glorious Superjail~~~~~~~! *stretches arms out*

Part 6!

3/06/2009

Epic Roleplay #4

(Akatears)Tyki: Emily... Allen... make sounds like your hearts are being ripped out by me... I'm on your side.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: W-what? O_O
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Believe him, Allen! *whispers* He's telling the truth!
(Akatears)Tyki: Do you want your two friends to die? They are on the brink of death! If you all want to live, then fake like you're being killed! It's the only way to fake the Earl!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *whispers* A-alright. *nods*
(Akatears)Tyki: Now then... *winks* Say goodbye to life, Allen Walker and Emily. You are about to face the wrath of the Noah!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *screams*
(Akatears)Tyki: DIE! *evil Noah laugh*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Emmy! *gasps, then gags*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *fakes to be coughing*
(Akatears)Tyki: Your friend is dead now... I have her heart right here, still beating, in my hand...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: ............
(Akatears)Tyki: Now watch, Allen Walker, as I kill your two other friends. First, the girl...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Don't you dare take another step!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I-I'll kill you Tyki! You've.... You've killed her....
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *sets Emmy down gently on floor*
(Akatears)Tyki: Why should I listen to you? You will be as dead as she is in mere moments.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *fakes to run at Tyki in blind rage* NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!!
(Akatears)Tyki: Now for the other girl... *walks over to me, and bends down, giving Emmy a gesture to come to him*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tries to crawl over, but can't move broken hand*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *makes it over anyway*
(Akatears)Tyki: *motions for Emmy to put her good hand on my mouth to silence me* Now, little girl, your turn to meet your dead friend.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *does what he says*
(Akatears)Tyki: Farewell, girl. *carefully sticks his hand in my brain, and repairs artery*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *thinks* I don't like all this... Why on earth would Tyki be taking our side over the Earl's? This doesn't make any sense....
(Akatears)Meg: *miraculously wakes up, and attempts to take a deep breath, but Emmy's hand is blocking her mouth*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *whispers* Meg-chan!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Don't say anything, Meg-chan! Trust me...
(Akatears)Meg: *tries to talk, but is muffled by Emmy's hand*
(Akatears)Meg: *looks at Emmy's other hand*
(Akatears)Meg: *tries to gasp*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *smiles weakly and tries to move broken hand* I-It's alright, Meg.... It's not as bad as it looks....
(Akatears)Meg: *understands your pain and nods slowly with a tear in her eye*
(Akatears)Tyki: *mouths to Meg* Don't move; you need to heal. Rest.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tries to quiet own sob of happiness at seeing her dear cousin awake*
(Akatears)Tyki: And now for the last one. Allen Walker. Your death is coming near--what is on your mind right now as you see your two friends dead already?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: stop........ stop it Tyki.... For God's sake! STOP HURTING THEM! *in torn, terrified voice*
(Akatears)Tyki: Aww... Poor boy.. He's upset! Are you upset that your friends are dying around you? I can make it worse for you... I can tear your heart out, slowly, and I can hear your terrified scream until your painful death is over.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *has annoyed, mad face on, but continues convincing voice* Why...? Why are you hurting them......? They have nothing to do with the order.........
(Akatears)Tyki: But they are in the way. The Earl demands that there is no survivors when I kill you. *evil Noah grin*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *very annoyed face* Then... Then.... I'll just have to kill you first, Tyki Mikk!
(Akatears)Tyki: Here goes the next one! *looks at Emily to makes convincing death sounds as he gestures for you to come and cover L's mouth too*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *nods, and crawls over as quick as she can*
(Akatears)Tyki: Goodbye, young man. *takes fork out of L's throat, places it gently on the floor, and then motions that Emmy has to give him CPR*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *looks hopelessly at broken hand, but tries anyway*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *quietly whispers* 30 compressions, 2 breaths... 30 compressions, 2 breaths...
(Akatears)Tyki: Now that all of your friends are dead, Allen, it's your turn. Time to meet your friends. *walks over to Allen with a hopeful look on his face*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *Annoyed look disappears, and is replaced with a worried one* Don't come any closer Tyki! I mean it!!
(Akatears)Tyki: Allen. All of your fruitless attempts to defeat the Noah have come to an end. The Noah are victorious, and the Earl will destroy all of the exorcists as soon as you have perished? Do you have any final words?
(Akatears)The Warden: I do~~! *walks over to L and Emmy and picks up fork* This is just what I need to repair Jailbot~! *walks back to Jailbot and closes circuit box to have Jailbot alive again*
(Akatears)Tyki: *shocked* Where did you come from?

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: ................. O_O
(Akatears)Tyki: I mean... Allen, are you ready to die?
(Akatears)The Warden: No~~! He's not ready to die~!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *wakes up and its expression turns red and angry*
(Akatears)The Warden: Jailbot~! Attack the person who is killing everybody~!

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Eh?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *whispers loudly* No! He's not trying to kill everybody, really!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Call it off!
(Akatears)Tyki: What? No! I'm--
(Akatears)Jailbot: *produces several daggers and moves towards Tyki*
(Akatears)The Warden: I can't~~! When Jailbot is given a command, he follows it to the T~~! *proud and unaware what really was happening*

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Oh bugger! *activates innocence and rushes at Jailbot*
(Akatears) the Warden: Don't~~! I already had Mr. Evil-man kill Jailbot once~! I won't have YOU killing Jailbot again~!
(Akatears)Tyki: *scared look on his face* This isn't happening the way that it was supposed to!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Wait a second.... Tyki, you're superhuman... This thing can't even touch you if you don't want it to!
(Akatears)Tyki: I know that, Allen. What I'm worried about is that the Earl may be listening to his plan not going the way it's supposed to be!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Right... Well then kill me already! Get on with it!
(Akatears)Tyki: It's useless to act now... It's already been ruined.
(Akatears)Jailbot: *moves slowly to Tyki and Allen*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: What now then! It can't hit Tyki but....
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: It's just like Komolin all over again!
(Akatears)Meg: *knows the act is up so she knows that she can talk* Komo-who?
(Akatears)Tyki: *confused as he passes through Jailbot* What are you talking about?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: O_O
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: You can hear my thoughts?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *talks while doing compressions* Allen-kun! You were thinking aloud again!
(Akatears)Meg: You were thinking that? But I heard you say it as clear as day...
(Akatears)Tyki: *dodges Jailbot over and over* I wonder how long it is until the Earl or reinforcement comes...

(ToraTora-chan)Allen: .....
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: We have to move the wounded somewhere safe! *dodges Jailbot*
(Akatears)The Warden: *completely unaware of what's going on* I think it's about dinnertime~ Time for dinner~! *produces a 4-star banquet*
(Akatears)Meg: But where--*struggles to get up*--where do we go?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *is in the middle of a rescue breath to L when he wakes up*
(Akatears)L: *coughs but breathes*
(Akatears)Meg: L!
(Akatears)Meg: You're alive!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: L oji-sama!!
(Akatears)L: *has a coughing fit*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *nearly faints of relief*
(Akatears)Meg: Get L some water or something!
(Akatears)Tyki: *runs to the Warden's picnic and steals sugar soda*
(Akatears)Tyki: *gives it to L, which he drinks*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: It's sort of weird Meg-chan, but I can't seem to move... *is lying on the ground like a jellyfish*
(Akatears)Me: *groans* If you can't move, that means that you might be having a stroke!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oooh~ Look at all the little flying pieces of cake~
(Akatears)L: Pretty cake~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Sooooo~ Pretty~~~
(Akatears)Meg: *gives Tyki a hopeless look* Now what?
(Akatears)L: They look like little pieces of deliciousness~
(Akatears)Tyki: *dodges Jailbot, who has stopped in confusion that it hasn't hit Tyki yet*
(Akatears)Meg: *looks at Allen* Any ideas?

(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I'm sorry the cake I made you was bad, L..... I'll catch one of these for you instead... *tries to reach for one, but arm is limp as jello*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Well...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: We need to move them somewhere safe, as soon as possible!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Warden!
(Akatears)The Warden: Yes~?
(Akatears)The Warden: *munches on crumpets*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I hate to say this....
(Akatears)The Warden: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess~~~?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I really hate to say this....
*everyone stops for a moment in anticipation*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: The safest place I can think of for them.... is...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: SUPERJAIL!
(Akatears)Meg: ......
(Akatears)Tyki:....
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: That's the only place the Earl couldn't follow them!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Cakeeee~ Cakeeee~
(Akatears)L: Sparkly pieces of cake~~ Ooh, look! Strawberry cake! My favorite!
*everybody but L, Emmy, and Allen are speechless*

(Akatears)The Warden: REALLY~~~~~?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Can you do it, Warden? Can you get them there?
(Akatears)the Warden: *explodes with happiness* The convicts would have so much fun with you people at Superjail~~~~! New friends~~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: O_O
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: B-but.... No funny business, alright!
(Akatears)The Warden: Then I can show you around my beautiful jail, and then you can send friends and family over~! Sending your relatives, cousins, bunnies, turtles, and peaches over~~!
(Akatears)Tyki: Super-whatie?

(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh My! Pineapple Upside down cake! My favorite~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I-It's... A long story...
(Akatears)Tyki: Why doesn't the Noah know about this place again?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: That's exactly why it’s the best hiding place!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Warden, please get them there as soon as possible!
(Akatears)The Warden: Absolutely~
(Akatears)The Warden: Jailbot! Stop trying to kill the evil man and take everyone to Superjail~!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: ~~~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Here we go.....
(Akatears)Jailbot: *puts daggers away and produces several tentacle-arms to attempt to grab everybody by their hand*
(Akatears)The Warden: *jumps on top of Jailbot* Is everyone ready~~?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *dazed expression staring into space*
(Akatears)Tyki: *instead is held by foot* I hope this isn't long...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Yes... >_<
(Akatears)L: *held by shirt neck* Ooh... Cheesecake!

(Akatears)Meg: *held by hand perfectly* Yep, I'm ready!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Shortcake!
(Akatears)The Warden: Jailbot! Head for Superjail~~!
*Jailbot zaps a hole in the ceiling and zooms out of hole*

Part 5

Epic Roleplay #3 & Overview

Umm... Due to Akatears (me) being an absolute dummy and forgetting to copy the text from the chatroom, we unfortunately lost the third part of the Epic Roleplay.
Fortunately, it wasn't a really long segment, so it will be summarized before the next segment~!
Also, here is a overview of the events that have transpired so far...

GRAND SUMMARIZATION
*The setting: ToraTora-chan's chatroom on deviantART/a random room.
The situation at hand: After eating a piece of cake, L choked and became unconscious. In shock, Meg faints into the Warden's arms, where she stays there for quite a while. With the stress of the situation, Meg then has a brain aneurysm, which the Warden correctly diagnoses. Emmy then panics with two dying people on her watch, and orders the Warden's Jailbot to call 911, where the dispatcher sends "medical attention". Emily vainly attempts to resuscitate L in the time that the "medics" arrive.
When the "medics" arrive, the "medic" passes out with the strained atmosphere, but wakes up to reveal himself as Tyki Mikk. He seems nice, and give correct diagnoses to Meg and L's conditions. He offers his help, which is his ability to make his body and body parts intangible at will, and says that he is going to heal Meg first. At the last moment, he grabs Meg's heart and turncoats to say that he is going to kill L and Meg and turn them into Akuma for the Noah's army. Tyki also explains that the 911 that Jailbot called was actually a murder hotline for the Noah to recruit Akuma.
Emmy, then takes initiative and calls for her great friend, Allen Walker to come to the scene for backup. She then tackles Tyki only to have him yank out one of Meg's organs. Jailbot repairs the ruptured organ as Emmy tries to drive of the evil Tyki. Tyki, enraged, destroys Jailbot, leaving the Warden to mourn over his beloved robot's death.
In the fight ensuing between Emmy and Tyki, Tyki manages to grab one of Emmy's lungs, leaving her powerless. At that moment, Allen Walker comes to the rescue and mortally injures Tyki.*
Tyki, knowing that his doom is near, then begins to rave that he has failed his "master", leaving Emmy totally confused, but Allen doubts that Tyki is even himself. As Tyki gasps for breath, he reveals who this mysterious "master" is...

SUMMARIZATION OF #3
Tyki reveals that he is not the real Tyki, but a type of prototype created in Tyki's image. As the X-Tyki says this, the real Tyki comes into the scene, in a happy mood to save the almost dead Meg and L. The real Tyki sees that the X-Tyki had failed at his mission to bring two souls back to the Noah, and destroys the X-Tyki.
Tyki then goes to L, in an evil state, and declares that he is going to finish the job that the failed protype failed to do, and evilly says that he is going to kill the whole party.
Tyki then changes attitudes quickly and tells Emmy and Allen that he is on their side, and had to be evil to trick the Earl into believing that Tyki was doing his job. He tells Allen and Emmy to sound as if they were dying painfully under Tyki's glove...

Part 4

Epic Roleplay #2

(Akatears)Tyki: *falls to the ground, mortally wounded* *shatters
Emmy's hand bones with the force of his hand* *excruciating scream*
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHCCCCKKKKK!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *screams*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Emmy!
(Akatears)Tyki: *gasps for breath* A-allen Walker... *weak gasp*
A-allen...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: A-Allen....
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Allen......... help... the.. others.......
(Akatears)Tyki: NO! *with hand clutching chest, crawls over to L and
grabs L's skull* Come a step closer, and he's totally dead.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Stop it, Tyki!
(Akatears)Tyki: Not... a... step... closer...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: What are you trying to prove here!
(Akatears)Tyki: I need to kill, or the master won't be happy with his
experiment...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: The.... The Earl?
(Akatears):Tyki: *talks to self* I don't want my creator to destroy me...
expecially since I was just created.... My time is running short...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Tyki oji-sama... P-Please let Ryuzaki oji-sama
go........
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: (What is he talking about....)
(Akatears)Tyki: I... guess that prototypes aren't
meant... to live long... Maybe the real one will save me... Maybe... he'll
have mercy on me...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Unless....
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: You're not the real Tyki!
(Akatears)Tyki: *struggles to stand up, but weakly fails* *gasps* I don't
have much longer... But I can't tell you anything...
(Akatears)Tyki: Or... my death will be in... vain...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: What is Tyki planning! Tell me!
(Akatears)Tyki: It's not Tyki...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: The Earl... so it was him.... Please, tell me more!
(Akatears)Tyki: Not the Grand Master...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: A-Allen... Please put me down. *is crying softly*
I-I was just trying to save Ryuzaki oji-sama... I didn't want anyone to
die.....
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Who is it!!

Part 3

Epic Roleplay #1!

This is Akatears(Ze Crimson Wonder) speaking~
This is the abridged (due to random talking in the middle of the roleplay) version of the Epic Roleplay that ToraTora-chan and I are currently doing.
The roleplay cast is:
  • Meg ----------------------Akatears
  • Emmy----------------ToraTora-chan
  • L ------------------------------------Akatears
  • The Warden ---------------------- --Akatears
  • Allen Walker ------------------------ToraTora-chan
  • Jailbot/911 Dispatcher ---------------Akatears
  • Tyki Mikk ---------------------------Akatears
And now ToraTora-chan and I present:
The Epic Roleplay!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Now that I think about it~ Where’s Ryuzaki oji-sama?
(Akatears)Meg: He’s standing next to me and eating the cake you gave me~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I haven’t seen the Warden today~
(Akatears)Meg: It's because he's been behind you the whole time, waiting to be introduced to L for the first time...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *shivers*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *hugs L*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Get's brick'd
(Akatears)L: *was slowing eating your cake, and accidentally chokes on fork*
(Akatears)Meg: WHAT DO I DO!?!?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Let's see.....
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Don't die on me, Ryuzaki oji-sama!!!!!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Eh?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I'm sorry...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: @_@ Is she choking too!?!!?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: @_@
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Warden!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Call 911!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Please!
(Akatears)Meg: HELP! HELP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy:*does himleck*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: O.O
(Akatears)L: *chokes and gestures at throat*
(Akatears)L: *face is turning blue from incompletion of Heimlich Maneuver*
(Akatears)The Warden: Umm... *checks my limp body* Well... I only know about running Superjail, so I'm not a medic or anything~ But from looking at various inmates, I think that Megan is having an aneurysm~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh my~ Oh my~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: CALL 911!
(Akatears)The Warden: B-but I have Megan in my arms! I can't just drop her!
(ToraTora-chan)Aaah!
(Akatears)The Warden: I know what to do! JAILBOT! *whistle calls*
(Akatears)The Warden: *Jailbot crashes though wall* Jailbot! Call 911 for these two dying people! *Jailbot calls 911*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: A-alright!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Stay calm... Stay calm.........
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: @_@
(Akatears)Jailbot: *uses phone application* Dispatcher: This is 911. State the nature of your emergency.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: RYUZAKI OJI-SAMA~! COUGH IT UP!!!!!!
(Akatears)The Warden: Umm..........
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Eh? Eh????????? @_@
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Aneurysm... Aneurysm............
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: What to do? What to do???
(Akatears)The Warden: *tries to talk through the din of Emmy's yelling* Well, there's a black-haired man choking on a fork, and a teenage girl having some type of aneurysm...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *panic attack*
(Akatears)Dispatcher: Someone choking and someone else having an aneurysm? Where are you located?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Aaaaaaaaah!
(Akatears)The Warden: Uh... I-I mean we... are located... at......
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: At... At... [link] !!
(Akatears)The Warden: *looks at you* Where are we? I frankly don't know where we are. I was dragged here blindfolded...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: At... At... [link] !!
(Akatears)Dispatcher: At [link] ? I'll send medical help right away.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: .>_<. (ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Hurry!
(Akatears)Dispatcher: *hangs up*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *face screen goes back to normal*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: This is all my fault!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Waaaaaah!
(Akatears)The Warden: I wonder how long this is going to take...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: .>_<.
(Akatears)The Warden: Uhh... Umm.... Don't cry, Emily~! It's not your fault~!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Yes it is!!! This is all because I baked that cake! *sobs*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: And... and....
(Akatears)The Warden: Cakes are yummy! * walks over to the cake next to L and begins eating it with Meg in his arms still*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Since he's not coughing up the fork, I have to do mouth-to-mouth! *is really what you have to do*
~10.2022 minutes later~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Allen-kun will be so mad...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *help arrives?*
(Akatears)The Warden: Is the medical team here yet?
(Akatears)The Warden: *hears knocking on door*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *has been doing Heimlich all this time*
(Akatears)The Warden: I can't answer the door, and you are panicking... Jailbot! Open the door!

(Akatears)Jailbot: *opens the door*
(Akatears)???:Help has arrived.
(Akatears)The Warden: Who are you?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Ah! Finally!!
(Akatears)???: *walks out of shadows* It is I...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: ???
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: NOOOO! NOT KIRA!!!!!!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: O.O
(Akatears)???: *milks suspense*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: .>_<. *dies of suspense*
(Akatears)???: I... *passes out on floor due to intense athmosphere*

(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: EH?
(Akatears)*??? is out the doorway enough to show his face*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: ????????????
(Akatears)*It is....*
(Akatears)*drumroll*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: ??????????????
(Akatears)The Warden: Stop the suspense~! I think Megan is dead already, and the black-haired kid isn't doing well either... *looks at L's purple face*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *has switched from Heimlich to cpr*
(Akatears)*drumroll stops suddenly and the face is...*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Get on with it!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Who?
(Akatears)Tyki: *wakes up* What was I doing? Oh yes! *stands up tall* I am Tyki Mikk, your medic for today.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: TYKI OJI-SAN~!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: =D
(Akatears)Tyki: *looks surprised* Do I know you from somewhere?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: That doesn't matter right now~! Help Meg-chan!
(Akatears)Tyki: Oh yes. *walks over to the Warden, who thankfully puts Meg on the ground*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Where is Watari-sama at a time like this!?! I can't keep this up much longer....
(Akatears)The Warden: I think she's having some type of stroke or aneurysm.
(Akatears)Tyki: You may be right... let me check. *sticks hand through my head and feels around*
(Akatears)The Warden: Whoah~! That's not ordinary...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: That's Tyki oji-sama for you~!
(Akatears)The Warden: but this isn't either~! *ties self into knot and zaps rainbows out of walking cane*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Eh? O.O
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Tyki oji-sama............. Could you grab the fork out of his throat please? @_@
(Akatears)Emmy: Tyki: Yes. She has an aneurysm. How could you--Mr.! This isn't time for playing around!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: @_@
(Akatears)The Warden: *unties self* Oh, sorry~ As you were saying~?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh my goodness, I'm going to die!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *faints from exhaustion*
(Akatears)Tyki: How could you know that she has an aneurysm?
(Akatears)The Warden: It's because I run Superjail~! And my inmates occasionally die of brain aneurysms~!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: T-tyki oji-sama.........
(Akatears)Tyki: *surprised look* People die at your facility? That's quite entertaining...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tearful eyes*
(Akatears)Tyki: I apologize, miss. Let me get back to business.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Tyki oji-sama~ I can't keep this up.......
(Akatears)Tyki: I think that she might still be alive... *checks to see if heart is still beating* Yep, she's still alive, but faintly beating.
(Akatears)Tyki: How is the choking patron doing?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: What can we do? =.O
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I'm trying...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: But...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: He hasn't been coughing, and is unconscious!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I-I've been doing CPR and Heimlich...
(Akatears)Tyki: Let me finish this girl first.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: B-but......
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Please help them.....
(Akatears)Tyki: *thrusts hand into my chest*
(Akatears)The Warden: Are you going to kill her~?
(Akatears)The Warden: That's a waste~
(Akatears)Tyki: *evil Noah grin*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: It's alright..... Tyki oji-sama would never hurt her.....
(Akatears)TheWarden: Why~?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Because he cares for her~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: That's why~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Uhm... Warden-sama?
(Akatears)The Warden: That look on his face doesn't look like love and caring; it looks more like murder and malice to me~!
(Akatears)The Warden: Yeeeeees?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Could you have jailbot make a call for me? Please?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Please, it's important~
(Akatears)The Warden: Sure! Jailbot!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *whizzes over*
(Akatears)The Warden: Make a call to whoever that this girl wants to call~!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *turns to Emmy*

(Akatears)Warden: Just tell him to call whoever you want to call~!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Thankies~ *rattles off phone #*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *rings*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *rings*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *rings*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Hello?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Ah! Allen-kun~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: What is it?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I'm in the worst sort of situation right now... could you come to [link] as soon as you can?
(Akatears)Tyki: Who is he?
(Akatears)Tyki: I've never heard that voice before...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: It's my.... friend~ Allen Walker!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: He'll help me!
(Akatears)Tyki: Oh well, it doesn't matter. Time to steal this girl's heart! Literally!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Eh?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: O.O
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: What!?!?!
(Akatears)Tyki: *back to sticking his arm in Meg's chest* *evil Noah grin*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: No!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: No!!! You can't!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: You're supposed to help us!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Please, you can't!!!
(Akatears)Tyki: *evil monologues* Strange mechanical machine, you didn't call 911, but the Noah's ark hotline. The person who answered was Road Camelot.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: No!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: You can't do this Tyki!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oji-sama!?!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *sobs*
(Akatears)Tyki: One of my friends. Life is boring in the Ark, so the Earl set up a phony hotline that people thought was 911.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Then....
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Then...
(Akatears)Tyki: I have no idea who this Allen Walker is.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Are you here to make her into an Akuma?
(Akatears)Tyki: Nor you. Nor Mr. Tie-yourself-into-a-knot-and-shoot-rainbows-out-of-your-cane. I came here to kill these two people and make them into Akuma.Two prime subjects
for the master plan! *evil Tyki laugh*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: W-what?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Meg-chan and L oji-sama?
(Akatears)The Warden: That is quite evil~ I applaud you~!
(ToraTora-chan)No! You can't be like that!
(Akatears)Tyki: *bows* Now stop interrupting me and let me kill this almost dead girl!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *panic attacks more*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tackles*
(Akatears)Tyki: *hand was in Meg's chest, and when Emmy tackled him, yanks out one of Meg's organs*
(Akatears)The Warden: Bad idea~~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: EH!!!!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: PUT IT BACK!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Warden-sama, help me! You have to!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Can't you do something!?!!
(Akatears)The Warden: No matter. Jailbot! Take that girl's organ and put it back in her where it belongs~~!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *tazers Tyki, grabs Meg's organ, and surgically puts it back into her*

(Akatears)Tyki: Ouch. That hurt.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Jailbot-sama! Can you take the fork out of L oji-sama's throat too!??
(Akatears)Tyki: But no matter! *tackles Jailbot and rips out its main power source*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Nuuu!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tackles Tyki*
(Akatears)The Warden; JAILBOT~~~! Nuuuuuuuuuu~~! *sobs over Jailbot's dead body*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *scratches and bites tyki*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *nom nom nom*
(Akatears)Tyki: Little girl! That is enough from you! You are proving to be a nuisance! *grabs one of your lungs and squeezes it*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *gasps*
(Akatears)The Warden: *still sobbing over Jailbot's unfortunate death*
(Akatears)L: *unconscious and practically dead*
(Akatears)Meg: *nearly dead*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *gasps for air*
(Akatears)Tyki: *holding Emmy* You can be an Akuma too... with the others!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *smashes into Tyki with his innocence*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Let her go, Tyki!
(Akatears)Tyki: *excruciating scream*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: A-Allen-kun!
(Akatears)Tyki: NOOOOOOOOO! I shall never let go of her! *clutches Emmy's lung even tighter*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Let her go Tyki!!!
(Akatears)Tyki: *lets loose a mirthful laugh*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *gasps for air*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: LET HER GO!!
(Akatears)Tyki: Never. *pinches part of your lung and twists it painfully*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *screams through gasping breaths*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Stop! Stop it, Tyki!
(Akatears)Tyki: I want to see her squirm as I rip off her lungs slowly, until she stops breathing.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: No Tyki! Don't do it!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Don't you dare hurt her... I'll kill you!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *knows he can't attack while Tyki has his hands on her lung*
(Akatears)Tyki: I'm evil. That's what I do. *moves hand to your heart and holds it in his grip*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *wide eyes*
(Akatears)Tyki: It's all coming back to me now.. You, little boy, remember this position before?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Don't! Don't you dare!!
(Akatears)Tyki: You were just like this, scared that I would rip you heart, still beating, out of your body.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Don't do this to her! She never did anything to you!!!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: She's no threat to you! Don't....
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Please, for god sakes no...........
(Akatears)Tyki: Yes, she did. She attacked me and tried to nom me.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: But she's only a human! You know she couldn't hurt you!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Don't you dare try to hurt the innocent...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: A-Allen... Don't hold back because of this! He wants to hurt Meg and L! They're more important than me...
(Akatears)Tyki: I kill the innocent for a living. *squeezes your heart even tighter*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Please Allen....
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Please help them..... *closes eyes in pain*
(Akatears)Tyki: Allen Walker. Are you going to let this girl die under my grip, or are you going to try and save the others?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *stands as if frozen in place*
(Akatears)Tyki: If you save the others, she will die.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Just... just let her go Tyki...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *screams* No! No! You have to save the others!!
(Akatears)Tyki: No.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *struggles*
(Akatears)Tyki: Struggling is futile. *squeezes heart even tighter*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tries to kick and punch him*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: N-no! Stop!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Tyki....
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *deactivates innocence*
(Akatears)Tyki: Allen Walker, what is your choice?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: .............
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I'm so sorry, Emmy......
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *gasps, but nods*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I understand Allen, you have to save them...
(Akatears)Tyki: Are you saving the others? Mr. Tie-knot is still crying over that infernal robot, so he is of no help to you...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: No one has to die here Tyki. Why are you doing this?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I'm sure we can reach some sort of an agreement!
(Akatears)Tyki: It's because the Noah blood flows within me, screaming at me to kill you all.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I see.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *quickly summons his crown clown sword and drives it through Tyki's arm*
(Akatears)Tyki: It is like how your--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *screams and writhes in pain*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *grabs Emmy from him as he lets go*
(Akatears)Tyki: *grabs Emily's hand and holds your bones in his hand*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *screams*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *drives crown clown sword through Tyki's chest*

Part 2

Well...

Right now, ToraTora-chan and I have decided to postpone our "A Day at the Waterpark" due to negligence and such. Maybe, sometime in the future, we will get back to doing that one, but for the time being, we are going to change up our language a bit and many of our future roleplays will be in a chatroom-type of wording. This is because we have decided to do our roleplays in ToraTora-chan's chatroom on deviantART, since we both decided that it's funner there. ^^
So anyways, I shall begin our current roleplay, which is titled "The Epic Roleplay".

I shall type more here when I have time, but I need to go to school right now... >.<