Epic Roleplay #7~

(Akatears)Jailbot: *screen flashes to smile face*
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: It's been like this ever since you left, sir!!
(Akatears)Meg: *runs over to Jared, sprawled on the floor* Are you okay, Jared?
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Y-Yes ma'am... *blushes*
(Akatears)L: Was that a flying pancake with wings?
(Akatears)The Warden: So what happened when I was gone~?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: There is a whole herd of them~!! OwO
(Akatears)L: Are you sure? I only saw one...
(Akatears)L: But it was full of yummy maple syrup and topped with chocolate chips!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: No, No~! There were thousands~!!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Filling up the whole sky...
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: It was terrible, sir! After you left----
(Akatears)???: I'll do this.
(Akatears)The Warden: Is that a beautiful voice I hear~?
(Akatears)The Warden: I hear it speaking loud and clear~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Who is that...? O.O
(Akatears)The Warden: There is only one gorgeous individual that can have that sexy voice~!
(Akatears)The Warden: *turns to find source of voice*
(Akatears)The Warden: Where are you, my beautiful darling~?
(Akatears)Tyki: AARGH! WHAT THE HELL?!
(Akatears)Everyone: *turns to see Tyki half stuck in the floor*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Tyki?! What's wrong??
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Sticky Maple Syrup~~ Poor Uncle Tyki... >.< (Akatears)Tyki: What is wrong? I was just trying to get the hell out of here, and I can't complete going through the floor!
(Akatears)Tyki: And I can't get up either!
(Akatears)The Warden: *snaps out of his infatuated trance for a moment* Ohh, you poor thing~ *giggle*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: A-Ah...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *snickers*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *rofls*
(Akatears)Tyki: YOU! *points at The Warden angrily* What did you do? Nothing but that filthy innocence can touch me!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Now now... *comes over and pulls on Tyki*
(Akatears)Tyki *doesn't budge and looks like everything below his lower torso doesn't exist*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *pulls harder*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *braces feet on ground and pulls like no other*
(Akatears)Tyki: *Tyki puts his arms on his hips as he lets go of Allen* It's no use. I'm not moving.
(Akatears)The Warden: *waggles his finger at Tyki* No, you naughty, silly goose~
(Akatears)The Warden: That's what happens to naughty people that try and escape from Superjail~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: This is just great... This place is no good to hide from the Earl if we can't survive just standing...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Wait a second...
(Akatears)The Warden: *giggles* Mr. Silly-man, every inch of Superjail is reinforced with every anti-escape system thinkable!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Tyki?! You weren't going to report to the Earl just now, were you??
(ToraTora-chan)Inmates: RAAAAAAWRR
(Akatears)The Warden: All buildings are coated with an anti-supernatural coating that prevents any type of magic other than mine to work~!
(Akatears)Tyki: *grumbles* Of course not.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *tries to activate innocence*
(Akatears)Tyki: I was just trying to get away from Mr. Yellow-Glasses.
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *innocence fails to activate*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: This place may be no good after all....
(Akatears)The Warden: Ahh~ You see, your arm can work, but the building's coating has a force field that works for an 150-foot radius.
(Akatears)The Warden: If you go beyond the radius, your arm can work~ *claps* Jailbot! Take this young boy above the building force field!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: N-no! *runs away*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *whirrs and beeps in response and immediately scoops Allen up with tentacle to place on Jailbot's head*
(Akatears)The Warden: *giggles*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Stop it! *tries to activate arm on reflex*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *zooms above radius*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *activates arm*
(Akatears)The Warden: See? Your arm works now~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: I get it! Now put me down!!
(Akatears)Meg: All because you're above radius... That's amazing! *eyes glazed in excitement*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Seriously! PUT. ME. DOWN.
(Akatears)The Warden: *was using microphone that connects to Jailbot in cane to communicate to Allen at such a high altitude* You have to deactivate your arm now, or you'll be instantly destroyed when you reenter the force-field~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: W-what? O.O
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *panics* Are you serious!?!
(Akatears)The Warden: Now, now~ Thank Jared for the force field, he applied the paint coating to EVERY SINGLE square inch in EVERY SINGLE building in Superjail~!
(Akatears)The Warden: *pats Jared on head like dog*
(Akatears)The Warden: Yes, the coating is programmed to alert the computers running Superjail of an intruder, and activates the 100,000,000,000 °F lazer cannons to zap the intruder~
(Akatears)The Warden: All my genius~
(Akatears)Meg: WOW~ *begins to drool at such technologically advanced equipment*
(Akatears)L: 100 billion donuts? Delicious!
(Akatears)L: So many donuts to eat. Which one to eat first?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: I don't know where to start~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *squirms in Jailbot's grip*
(Akatears)Meg: You're amazing, Jared! So much hard work!
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Thank you! It was nothing really...
(Akatears)The Warden: Now deactivate your arm, and you'll come back down~
(Akatears)The Warden: Unless you'd want to test the lazers~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *accidentally hits jailbot with arm while squirming*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: (It won't deactivate while I'm like this! I have to calm down...)
(Akatears)Jailbot: *Allen's arm melts through Jailbot like butter and cuts through Jailbot's screen and main computing system*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: O.O
(Akatears)The Warden: Oh no~! Now what to do~ Jailbot~! If you can still hear me, then use the deactivating sedative then land back here~
(Akatears)Jailbot: *begins to go haywire and dons huge syringe*
(Akatears)Meg: Ooh, what's that?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: DEACTIVATING SEDATIVE?
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: (This looks too much like that incident with Komui...)
(Akatears)The Warden: Oh, just a little mixture of my own used to temporary rid of any foreign supernatural abilities~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: Don't do that!!
(Akatears)The Warden: Don't worry, it'll wear off in about an hour or so, if you're lucky~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *tries to hit the syringe out of jailbot's hand*
(Akatears)The Warden: But we have had some fatalities in the experimental stage, didn't we, Jared? This is the first time we're able to use the perfected (hopefully) mixture~!
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: I don't know, sir... Maybe it's too risky...
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *hits jailbot with arm*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *randomly flails syringe and it somehow makes it to Allen's wrist*
(Akatears)The Warden: Yay, you got him, Jailbot! Now administer it~!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: NO!
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: DON'T ADMINISTER!!!
(Akatears)Jailbot: *starts to administer it, but only half the liquid is administered*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *shuts down and begins to fall*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: E-Eh......... (I feel tired...) *arm is still activated*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *snaps out of weirdness*
(Akatears)The Warden: Jailbot? Jailbot~? Hmm... He must've shut down due to the injury he obtained~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Allen-kun~!!!!!!
(Akatears)L: *is still weird*
(Akatears)L: Ooh, a falling poundcake~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Warden, what do we do~?!?!
(Akatears)???: Do I have to do everything?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Eh~? Who is that?? O.O
(Akatears)Tyki: *bent over, right arm is holding his face in his hand, and his left hand is tapping the floor inpatiently* I'm still here...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Uncle Tyki~? What are you doing there??
(Akatears)???: All you babies. I have to do everything around here.
(Akatears)Tyki: *megasighs* I'm stuck...
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh no!! Oh Allen-kun, Oh Uncle Tyki...
(Akatears)*a section of the ceiling of the top floor of the building opens to reveal a staircase*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: What is this place~???!?
(Akatears)???: I have to go for just a minute so I can reserve my massage, and everything is in chaos.
(Akatears)???: Let me take care of this.
(Akatears)???: *walks up the stairs, holding a remote control*
(Akatears)The Warden: *snaps into half-infatuation trance* Aliceeee~ You're truly here! My beautiful~ I wasn't imagining you!
(Akatears)Alice: I had to find this remote.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Will the remote save everyone, Alice-chan~?
(Akatears)The Warden: *eyes glance at remote in Alice's hands* Oh! There's my remote-control Jailbot transponder! I was looking for that~!
(Akatears)The Warden: Whaddya sayyyyy~
(Akatears)The Warden: *snaps out of trance for a moment*
(Akatears)The Warden: Emily~! You're fully awake now?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Eh~? I-I think so...
(Akatears)Meg: You've been out of it since before we left the chatroom~
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Oh my~! I don't recall any of that...
(Akatears)Alice: If you didn't notice, I activiated the .0005x gravity.
(Akatears)*Allen and Jailbot are falling incredibly slowly*
(Akatears)The Warden: Thank you so much, my gorgeous love~!
(Akatears)Alice: Whatever.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Will they be okay~??
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Allen-kun~? Are you okay~?!?
(Akatears)Alice: Here's your remote. *grunts and hands Warden the remote*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: ...
(Akatears)The Warden: You grace me with your presence, beautiful~ *presses inconspicuously big red button in middle of remote*
(Akatears)*Jailbot stops*
(Akatears)Meg: Emmy! You have to try this! *jumps up 2 feet in the air, and snail-slowly floats back down to the ground*
(Akatears)Meg: WHEEEEEEEEEE~!
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tries to jump up to allen, but can't go high enough*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *tries to pull out tyki with less gravity*
(Akatears)*Allen and Jailbot are still over 100 feet in the air*
(Akatears)*Tyki is still stuck*
(Akatears)Tyki: *has the unfortunate view of the back of Alice* Hey, you. Can you get me un-stuck?
(Akatears)Tyki: *not to mention that he's about 2 feet lower than everybody else except for Jared*
(Akatears)Alice: *turns to see annoyed Tyki* Whatever. *walks back into retractable staircase*
(Akatears)*lights in Superjail begin to flicker uncontrollably*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Warden-san~?
(Akatears)The Warden: Alice! Turn off the gravity before it eats the power supply! And then turn off the force field for a moment so we can get Jailbot back down here~!
(Akatears)The Warden: Yes?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Why is Allen-kun so high up~?
(Akatears)Tyki: Because Mr. Yellow-Glasses--
(Akatears)The Warden: I'm the Warden, not Mr. Yellow-Glasses, Mr. Wierdo-Forehead.
(Akatears)Tyki: And I'm Tyki Mikk, not Mr. Wierdo-Forehead or whatever.
(Akatears)The Warden: Nice to meet you, Tyki~! *walks over to shake Tyki's hand*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Poor Tyki... Poor Allen... *frets*
(Akatears)Tyki: *as soon as they shake hands, Tyki becomes un-stuck and levitates back to the ground floor*
(Akatears)Tyki: How'd you do that?! *wide eyes*
(Akatears)The Warden: I don't... know~
(Akatears)Alice: *walks back up staircase* I did that.
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Uncle Tyki~! I'm so glad you're free~!! *hugs*
(Akatears)Alice: *puts hands on hips* I turned off the force field like you said, and the .00005x gravity. Watch your robot.
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: Sir? Isn't it dangerous to turn off the forcefield...? The inmates--
(ToraTora-chan)Inmates: *break down door*
(Akatears)The Warden: *looks to see Jailbot and Allen falling at normal speed* Oh yes~! *uses remote control like a Wii remote to navigate Jailbot and Allen safely back to the ground*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: Allen-kun~! *runs over*
(Akatears)*the high-pitched giggles of the Warden are heard at a far off distance as the grand gate to Superjail opens*
(Akatears)Tyki: *is still holding Warden's hand* *blushes*
(Akatears)Tyki: *removes hand from Warden's and looks down at Emmy*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *has teary eyes* I'm so glad you and Allen-kun are safe...
(ToraTora-chan)???: Oooh~ What are you doing with that girl, Tyki~
*ENTERS ROAD*
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Hola! *winks*
(Akatears)Tyki: ROAD?
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Who else~?
(Akatears)The Warden: Yay, a new friend~! What's your name?
(ToraTora-chan)Road: *ignores warden*
(Akatears)Alice: It's YOU.
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Tyki~ What are you doing here with these---
(ToraTora-chan)Road: OOH ALLEN-KUN~!! <3 style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(Akatears)*Alice becomes more talkable than usual for the time of this storytelling*
(Akatears)Alice: I knew I saw something different in the security screens.
(Akatears)Alice: I might as well start from the beginning.
(ToraTora-chan)Road: *still ignoring*
(Akatears)Alice:The Warden was working on his latest experiment to improve Superjail when he received the call to leave for that girl. *points at Meg* The Warden doesn't like to leave experiments waiting, so he rushed to perfect it. He had Jared help him with the materials to make the new machine, one capable to duplicate The Warden's genes so he could make a clone of himself. After completing the process to actually make the clone, he installed an artificial intelligence brain into the clone Warden.
After programming it, Warden left Superjail, hoping that the clone Warden would ellude the auto-shutdown sensors. All was fine for a few hours after the real Warden had left, and the duplicate Warden was uncannily just like his real self. Only Jared and I knew that the Warden was actually gone. For the time that the Warden was gone, he gave me the job of making sure the security cameras were all functional.
All was fine, until one day, I saw this punk *points at Road* allude the alert sensors and enter the grand entrance of Superjail. She found that I was seeing her through the cameras, and she immediately disappeared. I thought that I was hallucinating, but only a few short moments later, the fake Warden began to act unnaturally. I thought nothing of it, and all was fine until the cameras suddenly all shut off.
I was trying to troubleshoot, and the next thing I knew I was in the freezer of the kitchens. The only way out was the air duct, so I crawled out to the bathrooms. I walked from there to the corridors to see that Superjail was in chaos, from what I thought was an act of the Twins. I found them, but they admitted to not doing anything.
I was able to find the fake Warden using the tracker, and as soon as I found him, he winked at me. I watched as he shapeshifted into that punk. She winked, and then I blacked out.
I woke up in the Warden's main office and I saw that Jared was on the roof of the main building.
I made my way there to find everybody here.
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Whatever~ *Alice-mocking voice* I'm only here for Tyki~
(Akatears)Alice: *sarcastic grunt* Yeah right. You want to sabotage Superjail.
(Akatears)Meg: J-Jared? Is this true?
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Tyki~ The Earl is worried about you~~ Come back with me, now~
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: I'm afraid it is...
(Akatears)The Warden: What were you doing at the time, Jared?
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: R-Road-chan~?
(Akatears)Tyki: *is still surprised* Road?
(ToraTora-chan)Jared: *mutters* Paperwork... By the time I saw, it was too late...
(Akatears)Meg: Aww, it's okay~ You were doing your job, like a good accountant, Jared~
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Why are you so suprised, Tyki~? (3
(Akatears)Tyki: B-because you're supposed to be busy planning for--*shuts mouth*
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *semi-awake* For what?
(Akatears)Tyki: Nothing.
(Akatears)L: I see lollipops.
(ToraTora-chan)Road: The Earl is worried about you following around these... filth~ Oh, and Allen-kun~~ <3 style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(Akatears)The Warden: *runs over to Jailbot and begins to sob over Jailbot*
(Akatears)Alice: *sigh* You babies. *walks over and repairs Jailbot*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *whirrs to life*
(Akatears)Jailbot: *releases Allen and tentacles retreat into Jailbot*
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Tyki~ Come back with me now, or the Earl may get upset~
(ToraTora-chan)Allen: *stands up wobbily*
(ToraTora-chan)Emmy: *runs to help Allen-kun up*
(Akatears)The Warden: The sedative is still in effect, so be careful~
(Akatears)Jailbot: *cuddles Warden*
(ToraTora-chan)Road: What do you say you do what you came for, Tyki~?
(Akatears)Tyki: I came...
(ToraTora-chan)Road: You must follow the Earl's Orders~~
(Akatears)Tyki: *mutters* I don't have to follow his orders...
(Akatears)Tyki: *grumbles* I just want to have some fun...
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Is that what you want me to tell the Earl~? *evil noah smile*
(Akatears)Tyki: NO! *walks over to Road*
(Akatears)Tyki: Why must you be so mean?
(ToraTora-chan)Road: I'm just looking out for you, Tyki~ You don't want the Earl to get mad at you~
(ToraTora-chan)Road: Do you~?
(Akatears)Tyki: *grumbles* No. But I don't think he'll get mad.

Part 8~!